Contents

Mrs MacQueen from Old Aberdeen
Police Constable Macgiven
Magic Tissue
Guard Duty
Old John Deer
The Cancelled Flight
The Young Indian Brave
The Chineese Detective
Auld Fred’s Present For His Wife
Jock’s Cycle Run
Nae Sae Feel
Jockie’s Deid
McTavish Is dead
Silly Billy
The Body Clock
The Teachers Pet
The Plooman’s First Love
Confushious Seys
Adam’s Sin
Granda’s Croft
Tummy Pains
Auntie Mary’s Cough
The Farmer’s Wife’s Pussy
Auld Wullie The Vricht
The Man From The Pru